I went to the movies the other day, when toward the end, the screen started melting! It was obviously the film in the projector and it looked quite scary, people got up and left, I should have done it too, imagine the place caught on fire! But I was too interested and stayed to take photos instead!

I love going through my photo albums and finding treasures I'd almost forgotten about! 

In a post at the beginning of the year I mentioned ever so humbly that I got a Chameleon. A beautiful Chameleon. Not the kind of Chameleon you see in a pet store! 

Here are two pictures. One taken in January, and one taken 2.5 months later. There is a significant growth and colour development. I'm very proud of this little fellow. :)
(He's not quite tame yet, but I'm working on it!)

I found these pictures in a London Street Style blog. These are 'stylish' people. I obviously have absolutely no idea what stylish is.

Fine, I'm happy with that.

On occasion I like to take a walk through the streets of a country I've never been to, through Street View on Google Maps of course. (Otherwise it would be a pretty expensive stroll).

I wanted to find out which streets the Red Light district was on and came across this blog of a guy who had Google-Map-Street-Walked to see if he could find any Window-Ladies. He said he'd found none and that Google had blurred out all the windows where there might have been some naughty-naughty. 

So naturally I was like, "No effing way! There has to be something kinky!" And I took it as a challenge and guess what!!!!! I bloody found something! Here is a screen shot of what I saw! (I obviously zoomed in quite a bit!)

I win!
:)

I downloaded this awesome little photo editor and I was experimenting.

...I really should do some work...

One of my most cherished friends had a birthday party a few weekends ago. The theme was anything from Mighty Boosh, the IT Crown and Little Britain. 

People really went all out, and I made my roomie's costume, my boyfriends costume, and mine! It was super fun, I love dress-up parties! More more more!!

Here are some photo's from that night, courtesy of my roommate, Jayde. (she's such a clever moon!)

I wrote this loooong-ass post about how useless some, SOME, men are. It was laaaaaaame. I deleted it.

But some of them really ARE useless, as are some women. But instead of being told to 'grow a pair', people should be told to 'grow a vagina', because Vajazzles are a lot stronger than balls. Let me demonstrate:

1.  Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers. 

2. The World Record for most female orgasms rubbed out in 1 sitting is 222. World record for most male orgasms is a sad 31.

3. The average vaginal length is 3-4 inches. There is no such penis too big. If a man can get a women excited enough, her tunnel of love will lenghten to up to 200% to accommodate as much of a man as possible.

4.  It takes women 15-30 minutes to come down after an orgasm. Guys, on the other hand, are over it the second they cross the finish line. This explains a lot, no? 

5. Vagina means “sheath” or “scabbard," a sword holder, in Latin. So, ladies, en guarde!